Patriotism

One day I'm going to have a back porch. I am going to sit on this back porch and shoot my guns and make my own whisky. Above my head will be bullhorns and an American flag.

I will sue the United States government on general principle.

I will run for president every 4 years.

I will copyright my own conciousness. I will patent my own DNA.

I declare myself an autonomous state and succeed from the union.

I will start a parallel open source internet and outlaw commerce. All information on the network will be part of a commons and will be free.

I will be awesome.